Ah, spring. That magical time when the flowers bloom, birds sing, and your house starts passive-aggressively reminding you it hasn’t been cleaned since before pumpkin spice season. Fear not , your ultimate, sass-infused spring cleaning guide has arrived.

1. Make a List — Because You Deserve Structure

Before you unleash chaos, let’s get classy. Write down every room you need to tackle. Not only will this keep you on track, but checking things off gives you that sweet hit of dopamine we all crave.

2. Declutter

If it doesn’t spark joy, spark a donation box instead. If it sparks rage (we’re looking at you, mystery Tupperware lids), spark a trash run.

3. Hit the Places You Forgot Existed

Behind the fridge. Under the bed. That weird corner with the sad-looking plant. Spring cleaning is a judgment-free deep dive — into dust bunnies and your own life choices.

4. Clean Top to Bottom — Literally

Don’t be the person who vacuums the floor and then dusts the ceiling fan. That’s how you end up cleaning twice and questioning your life path.

5. Switch to Spring Vibes

Pack away the cozy flannels and reintroduce your lighter, breezier linens. Flip your mattress like a pancake while you’re at it. You deserve fresh sheets and good sleep.

6. DIY Cleaning Potions

Mix vinegar, lemon juice, and baking soda and pretend you’re a quirky romcom protagonist who makes her own cleaners and never loses socks.

7. Filter That Air Like You Filter Your Phone Gallery

Change your air filters. Trust us. Spring pollen is out for blood, and your sinuses deserve mercy.

8. Make the Entryway Actually Welcoming

Wipe down the door, fluff the welcome mat, and finally throw away the pile of shoes threatening to trip your guests.

Now take a step back, breathe in the lemon-scented glory, and bask in your sparkling queendom. Spring cleaning? Handled.